The simple steps (for those who enjoy occasional grief) are:

Find an Ikea. They're about everywhere, so shouldn't be that difficult. Park next to a low cement wall. Note: wall you park next to should have jagged end on it, from other vehicles that have already jousted with it, to test which is tougher...metal or cement. But also: fail to notice the jagged end. Not important. Until you hit it.

Buy your stuff in Ikea. I recommend the pear drink. It has some funny Swedish name. Don't mind that. It's good.

When you're ready to leave...pull out. Not far enough. And while you're backing up...turn the wheel. Wump!

You may experience some grief, then. But the way to think positive about it is: tomorrow will be a better day!