livefree wrote: Had to throw that one in DF cause I'm a fire fighter...ya fire fighters in Washington...the whole place is a blaze! I can't go help as I leave my district short but sure would.


Female firefighters are HOT! (pun intended, hehehe) :lol:

-DF
royland27 wrote: A car seat belt
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Thanks Roy.
Seems my mind was only going one direction there.
Was "driving" me nuts! 

AK 
Talking about "driving" you nuts AK...........

 A man is pushing his car along the road when he comes to a hotel. He shouts, "I'm bankrupt!" Why?
He is playing Monopoly.
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Why is the longest human nose on record only eleven inches long?

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If it was 12 inches it would be a foot.
: A surgeon named Hal and a bus driver named Al are both in love with the same woman named Paige. Al needs to go for a long trip of 10 days. Before he left he gave Paige 10 apples. Why ?
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An apple a day keeps the Doctor away ?  :lol:
What English word has three consecutive double letters?
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Bookkeeper
Where do you find these Roy?! 
You're killin' me here!!!    
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Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
Meat
What’s at least 6 inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates
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A toothbrush
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