The guy is stood at the bar drinking beer and munching on the free peanuts in a nearby dish.

He's tossing the nuts up high and catching them in his open mouth, quite adeptly.

Suddenly, one lodges in his throat, then his windpipe and he begins to choke.

He's thumping the front of his chest and coughing, then starts to turn blue.

Another guy at the other end of the bar, spots the commotion and smartly jumps into the breach.

He roughly grabs the choking guy, throws him belly down on the floor,

And furiously starts pulling down his pants.

The Barman shouts, "Hey! What are you doing?"

"This man choking" replies the intercedent...







He needs the "Hind-Lick Manoeuvre" or he will die....
LOL