Broadcaster wrote: I for one never drink water.
Same here. I won't say never, but 99% ditto. Milk's better. If it didn't cripple a cow, and have it walking across a field on its knees, it probably won't mess me up.
Foo tap water. There has to be a reason why more and more people are dumb.Protect thy neurons
. It should be taught in school. Me as teacher. (Principal's on my case a lot, but so what.)
"Many of you in this classroom will abuse your brains, as adults...with drugs, alcohol, television, sports, lotteries, cell phones, politics, religion...in innumerable
ways." Then the classic skillet demonstration. I'd hold up an egg. "This is your brain. In some cases...it likely did come from a chicken." I'd crack it open and drop the runny part into the hot pan. Sizzle
"This is your brain on drugs
, kids. Now...watch. This is your brain on drugs and water
." Glass of water added to the pan. *FOOSH!*
Big cloud of steam and pan's spitting out everywhere. Scary. "See? That is even nastier.
Add water...that is sure to poach your brain, real good
"Get this in your heads, children. Tap water is a known neurotoxin. You think
it's just water. But never trust your kitchen tap."
Probably some complaints from parents. Weirding out their kid? I'd tell the principal: that's so unfair. Tap water is
on the list of conspiracy theories, sir.