There is a bloke outside selling Harry Potter games, a quid each
Just lost my job as a stage designer.
Naturally I left without making a scene :D
Deciding to canoe along the Okifenokee, I built a kayak, but I'd chosen the wrong time of year to do this. So, I installed an oil burner in the kayak in order to stay warm on my adventure. After half an hour on the river, the kayak caught fire and sank.
Moral: you cannot have your kayak and heat it.