A man on a seasonal caravan site sends a text to his fellow neighbour: “ Bob, I’m sorry. I’ve been riddled with guilt for some time & I have to confess: I have been helping myself to your wife when you’re not around, probably more than you. I know it’s no excuse but I don’t get it in my van. I can’t live with the guilt any longer. I hope you’ll accept my sincerest apology. It won’t happen again.”
Feeling outraged & betrayed, Bob grabs his gun, goes into the awning, and without a word, shoots his wife.
Moments later the man gets a second text: “Really should use spell check! That should be ‘wifi’ :lol:
Good one Graham...