The minister dies and the congregation decides, after
some time, that his widow, should marry again.
Since it
is a small village the only available candidate is the
local butcher.
Although very reluctantly, since she was
used to living with a bible scholar, she accepts.

After the marriage, on Friday night just after taking a
bath - the new husband tells his wife, "Look, my mother
always said that before the beginning of the weekend it
was a blessing to have sex."

They do it and then on Saturday he tells her, "According
to my father it is a blessing to have sex during the day
before the Sabbath.

There they go again and when it is time to go to sleep
he tells her, "My grandfather told me that one should
always have sex on Sabbath night."

Finally they go to sleep and when they wake up the next
morning he tells her, "My aunt says that a Christian
man always starts the Sabbath by having sex. So lets
do it."

Finally on Monday she goes out to the market and meets
a friend that asks her, "So how is the new husband?"

"Well, an intellectual he isn't, .
but he comes from a wonderful family.
:lol: :lol: