The computer swallowed Grandma,
yes honestly, it's true,
She pressed Control and Enter and disappeared from view.
It devoured her completely; the thought just makes me squirm,
She must have caught a virus or been eaten by a worm.
I've searched the whole Recycle Bin and files of every kind,
I've even used the Internet but nothing could I find.
In desperation I asked Jeeves my searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative, not a thing was found online.
So, if inside your Inbox my Grandma you should see
Please Copy, Scan and Paste her
and send her back to me.