A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a year or so and, although his English was far from perfect, they got on very well. Until on day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him-"very quick".

The lawyer said that the speed of getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions:

LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"

Polish Man: "Acre and half and a nice little home with bedrooms."

LAWYER: "No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

Polish Man: "It is made of brick and mortar and concrete."

LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"

Polish Man: "No," re replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."

LAWYER: "What are your relations like?"

Polish Man: "All my relations are in Poland."

LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

Polish Man: "Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set and DVD player with 6.1 sound. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes."

LAWYER: "No, I mean, does your wife beat you up?"

Polish Man: "NO, I'm always up before her."

LAWYER: "Is your wife a nagger?"

Polish Man: "No, she white."

LAWYER: "WHY do you want this divorce?"

Polish Man: "SHE going to kill me."

LAWYER: "What makes you think that?"

Polish Man: "I got proof."

LAWYER: "What kind of proof?"

Polish Man: "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at the drug store and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read - it says, "Polish Remover", HELP!" :lol:
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excellent! :lol:
Funny!! :lol:

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