What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
Um, a piece of ass that makes your eyes water? :D
That deserves to be right, even if it isn't :lol: :lol: :lol:
A skinned ass?
:lol: I have to agree with Joce and Gwyn on that one  :lol: :lol:
Okay Elmsap, my turn:

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Great big holes all over Australia.
Lee, it's obvious - a jumping jumbo! :lol: :lol: :lol:


ZZ did you have one in your circus?

Or maybe you meant a koala and an elephant Joce?

Lee747 wrote: Great big holes all over Australia.
Psst, Lee, whoever posts the right answer has to post the next joke. :D
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