Dunno star....back when I had my ear pierced, an ID was not needed - although I believe if you were obviously very young, many shops would ask for a parent or guardian to accompany you.
My first tattoo was when I turned 18 and I needed my ID to get it.
As for your Gas theft sign.... I don't get it. Usually theft of anything, including gasoline, propane, methane, LPG and other gasses is illegal... loss of drivers license is pretty minimal (misdemeanor).
Oh, and it's BOSCH, not BOTCH (referring to another post) - you may be deaf, but I'm sure you can read the name on your stapler
BOTCH is what happens when you walk out of your cosmetic surgeon's office looking like Sylvester Stalone, LOL
Besides, isn't there already another thread labeled "seen on a sign"?