One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it’s his daughter’s birthday.


He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, ‘How much for one of those Barbie’s in the display window?’


The salesperson answers, ‘Which one do you mean, Sir?’


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Work Out Barbie for £19.95,
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Shopping Barbie for £19.95,
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Beach Barbie for £19.95,
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Disco Barbie for £19.95,
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Ballerina Barbie for £19.95,
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Astronaut Barbie for £19.95,
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Skater Barbie for £19.95,
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and Divorced Barbie for £265.95′.


The amazed father asks: ‘It’s what?!


Why is the Divorced Barbie £265.95 and the others only £19.95?’


The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: ‘Sir….,Divorced Barbie
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comes with:
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Ken’s Car,
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Ken’s House,
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Ken’s Boat,
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Ken’s Furniture,
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Ken’s Computer,
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one of Ken’s Friends,
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what else do you want ?
VERY FUNNY!!

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You're on a roll here, Dave
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