A young man named John received a parrot as a gift.

The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
Every word out of the birds mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.
John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back.
John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.
John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.
For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behaviour."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.
As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behaviour, the bird continued,

"May I ask what the turkey did?"
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Lady walks into the pet shop and sees a parrot for sale on special only $50.00. Wow she thinks to herself that is cheap, so she ask the clerk why such a low price?? clerke tells her the parrot only says nasty things all the time, so trying to get rid of it. She buys the parrot brings it home and then removes the blanket from the cage the parrot says Ahhhh new bordel and new Madam and keeps on saying the same sentence over and over until the 2 daughter come back from school. Then the parrot says Ahhh new bordel new Madam and new bitches, and keeps on repeating the same sentence until hubby comes home from work. Then the parrot says ahhhhh new bordel new Madam new bitches but still good old Dave
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