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Talking about Muffin

Older British folks would only understand this

Did you know that foreign folks thought Muffin the Mule was a sexual offence?

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and you Brits please acknowledge if you remember this?


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:lol: yep I do 
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Broadcaster wrote: Talking about Muffin

Older British folks would only understand this

Did you know that foreign folks thought Muffin the Mule was a sexual offence?

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and you Brits please acknowledge if you remember this?


 Mutley


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Sady I even remember the song "We like Muffin, everybody sing, we like Muffin the mule!"
SCRUMMY, IT HAS ARRIVED!!!

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Now I'm going to have to fight off the others, Morton will be first in the queue. :lol: :lol:

A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman -
"Which book has helped you most in your life?"

The woman replied - "My husband's cheque book !!



When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You Wonder, what happened.


A woman finds Aladdin's magic lamp.
She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual.
The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to grant her the following wishes:

# I want my husband to have eyes only for me
# I want to be the only one in his life
# I want that when he gets up in the morning I'm the first thing he grabs and takes me everywhere he goes."

The Genie turned THE LADY into an iPhone 6











gwynnie wrote: SCRUMMY, IT HAS ARRIVED!!!

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Now I'm going to have to fight off the others, Morton will be first in the queue. :lol: :lol:

 WOW,  :shock:  oh yer, who needs a man now thank you Scrummy   XX.  and Gwyn for sharing, but no one else gets any  :evil:    :lol:
Morton, sorry to disappoint, but I promised you the knocker. Do you see a knocker :?: and the handle seems to be metal, looks like you are out of luck :lol: Blame Scrummy, he picked this one :lol: :lol:
NO NO, so cruel  I waited ages  for that door its bad enough looking like a glow stick, and you do this to me,  ' why oh why'
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HELP! SOMEONE GET A MOP - QUICK! MORT'S BEEN IN HERE CRYIN HER EYES OUT! :D

At our age our heads are chock full of all kinds of information and memories. This one popped up today.
This was first grade physical education for me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af2j59zzX3Q

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The Bathtub Test

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.'

'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor.
'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'

'No' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug.
Do you want a bed near the window?'