This yr, I May be going to Rome, Last yr i was to go to Paris,
but something came up, (oh yeah, my shrink had me committed),
So i need a partner to come with me, and i will pay for everything,
Yes, Everything, Tkts, Accom, even Clothes, I Know how to treat women,
If U wish to accompany me, all u have to do is visit my website,
Go to crazyirisheejit.com, and its only 25bux a minute,
Imagine 4 days in the Eternal City, the sights, the street cafes,
Oh and another thing, We will be going to the Vatican,
B/C when Francis heard this, he said, I want to meet Scrummy 
So up to you now ladies, who wants to go. 
I'm packed and ready Scrummy. I had to miss the Paris one but dont intend missing this one, especially all expences paid!! Call it my birthday treat if you wish cos I know you're not into all that romantic stuff.
Can't wait,........so excited   :D :D :D :D :D :D  
To be honest Scrummy, I'd prefer Venice, please could you change the tickets? Oh and can I bring a friend?
I Wasent here much this week b/c of a bereavement,
Full, the reason we never got to Paris last yr is,
we were talking about The Champs Elysee and the Eiffel Tower etc,
and U asked me, if i liked to be on top. I thought U were gonna throw me off,
hence i panicked and was committed, I didnt know U meant, (U Know),
Gwn, Why do U want to go to Venice, Sure U get seasick going over a bridge,
and  U want to bring a ladyboy or sumtin as well, Not on,
Well the good news is, I entered a draw for this, and i got an email
saying, ive made it down to the last 1000, so it's looking goods.
So let's get this straight. We only get this trip if you win the draw? Your generosity is overwhelming :roll:
Gwn, Dont be bitchy, How many other men here made ye such a wonderful offer,
Why some here would send u flowers, n stuff, using collect payment,
But not me, I give freely, (notice i didnt say free), and i ask for little in return,
Maybe ye might treat me back, IE, A cruise or an occassional visit when i get sentenced,
Oops, forget that last part. 
I already knitted you a nice soft woolly pair of handcuffs, what more do you expect?
BTW I would prefer chocolate to flowers.
I Am now being serious,
Today i got a gift of a return tkt to the US,
Im not saying who gave it, but it is valid for 3 months,
A nice Valentines present, and i am not joking this time,
Who knows, Ye could be lucky, i might stay there.
Hugs All. 
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scrummy wrote: I Am now being serious,
Today i got a gift of a return tkt to the US,
Im not saying who gave it, but it is valid for 3 months,
A nice Valentines present, and i am not joking this time,
Who knows, Ye could be lucky, i might stay there.
Hugs All. 


I hope you are going to use it yourself :D
Thank U Star, Yes Gwn, Its a Voucher in my name that came from American Airlways,
They fly directly from near me to Philly, I Leave here at 11am and arrive at 2pm, (with time diff)
Whenever i wish to use it, but im gonna wait til summer season. And i never won the raffle for Rome either, but at least i brought a bit of excitement to yere lives..
Best Wishes to Everyone for the Weekend,
Happy Valentines to All. 
Scrummy 
what ever you do ...
don't disperse those
rose petals around the bed
as I   ​I heard that they  can get stuck in some ungodly places
as we get older
there are more nooks and crannies
Or is that crooks and nannies? :lol:
Now she tells me, cos I thought a waterbed was makin out in the park pond,
Last nigh we were coming home from the pub,  and yer wan
i was with was drunk, as usual, anyway we went into the park and got in,
Jaffa, Ur right , those pods and leaves got in everywhere, it was freezing,
She's at home with hot water bottles wrapped around her, and im sitting
here all stiff, (no not that), why didnt u tell me this before.