I figured out why I'm fat! The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my body says "for extra volume and body". I'm going to start using dish soap. It says "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove".
Lemmie know if that works - you could patent it and make a fortune
ALSO  STAY  AWAY  FROM  SHAMPOO  PRODUCTS  FOR  "THICKER"  RESULTS !!